8 Hilarious Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas for 2019

Look, everyone hates that song, but they do know it. What the song left out is that the reindeer was speeding in a sedan with a tree tied to the roof. Seeing her run over by a car driven by a reindeer makes for a hilarious scene.

Those elves must have been very patient when they taught Prancer how to drive a car. Then they sent him off to buy a Christmas tree. Although he got the tree, Prancer unfortunately also got Grandma. For sure, anyone who sees this Tipsy Elves Women’s Funny Grandma Got Run Over ugly Christmas sweater would get a laugh out of it.

Tipsy Elves is a leader in Hilarious Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas. Amazon Prime gives this one its “Amazon Choice” seal of approval and stocks it to 2XL.

Millions of glasses of milk? Santa needs a pit stop. In the Tipsy Elves Ugly Yellow Snow Sweater, Santa send his “Merry Christmas” message written with his favorite pen. He even wrote the full message in bold letters!’

Santa needs to take a break to lighten the load. After all, he travels thousands of miles for the night to deliver those gifts. But, not everybody knows that Santa handles his pen right handed. Now you know.

This one is available from Tipsy Elves and Amazon Prime. You can getit up to 2XL although it reportedly runs a little snug around the chimney.

Don’t blame us if people keep asking if you stuff your stockings. This bottle isn’t for the host, it is your own private stash.

So leave the purse home and carry things like a Christmas kangaroo. This one is fun to accessorize. Rum, brandy, whisky, vodka. This party is looking up.

With the Tipsy Elves Women’s Christmas Stocking Tacky Sweater, you can keep the most important things on-hand.  

The sweater is really soft for 100% Acrylic and comes in sizes from x-small to 2XL. Bottle of win sold separately, duh.

We just love Baby Bjorn Jesus. Because it is awesome. For a newborn, Jesus is rocking a sweet beard. This one is a good way to stand out at an ugly sweater Christmas party because it isn’t predominantly red and skips the typical Christmas images.

The Tipsy Elves Sweet Baby Jesus Ugly Sweater is a great one to wear in front of your religious family members. Just tell them you haven’t forgotten the true meaning of Christmas. Beard and all. But getting featured on a baby carrier makes it not just ugly, but hilarious too.

The North Pole Dancer Ugly Christmas Sweater is another hilarious sweater. No snow today because someone is making it rain at the North Pole.

Why not make a few bucks and pass some time after the busy holiday season. We all have bills and the big guy just gave away billions of toys.

Apparently, for Santa, pole dancing is his game. So far, he has learned a lot of maneuvers and this one is his favorite. Hang in there, Santa!

Hey, it’s great for the core and glutes. Now we now know that Santa is earning some extra bucks.

Do you even lift bro? Gingey got swole. Sure, he’s hitting the tube to get those painted on abs. He’s looking fierce and pumped up.

Tipsy Elves Men’s Gingerbread Man Roid Rage Christmas Sweater, he has gotten hold of an icing tube and made some abs for himself. Look at the angry eyes, the threatening pose, and the evil smile too. WOW! He has indeed gone wild, at least for the Christmas party.

100% Acrylic and machine washable. Available from small to 2XL. Get this one tight to show off them gains.

Santa is magical. Mermaids are magical so….Santa mermaid? Er..merman?

Who could resist wearing this Santa Mermaid Christmas Sweater to have a little fun with St. Nick. Who else is delivering toys to Atlantis?

There is an alternative design which is also available in men’s sizes. Santa looks great in both showing off his shell bikini and a candy cane tail?

Of course, the shell bikini and tail still have festive red and white colors. Maybe Santa wants to have a change of atmosphere too. He may have had too much snow in his life and he needs a hard-earned vacation under the sea.

As you see on this Tipsy Elves Men’s Winter Whale Tail Santa Sweater, Santa is packing a secret in those baggy red pants. His whale tale is on display and he is looking hot.

This is another one of these hilarious ugly Christmas sweater ideas that will elicit a lot of laughter from others. It’s not very often that we discover one of Santa’s secrets.