Naughty ugly Christmas sweater ideas

This first naughty ugly Christmas sweater idea is a classic already. Santa wants to show you what he’s packing. He doesn’t just have a gift for you, he has a big one.

Our guess is he knows how you can get back on the Nice List if you earned your way off of it. Leave the boots on.

This is actually a pretty nice sweater. The red and white strips look good and it is blue instead of the traditional red and green. It is 100% acrylic but otherwise is great.

Santa knows sexy. He’s got a classic look that never goes out of style and is rockin curves everywhere.

Whether you go with Santa’s whale tail or Santa breaks the internet, you are saying that you think the thicc man can still work it. Both have great colors and are 100% acrylic.

Don’t worry about the Elf. He’s 600 years old. Santa better watch the power dynamic. Relationship dynamics at work have changed a lot in 2000 years. We could be facing a #CancelSanta backlash.

That’s what she said. Santa is coming so get ready. This dirty ugly Christmas sweater idea loves that classic play on words.

The sweater is pretty soft for 100% acrylic. This one and several other dirty ones on the list are made by Tipsy Elves which is the king of ugly Christmas sweaters.

This classic reminds you that the big man gets busy. What else is there to do when you only work one night a year?

But, don’t worry. You can still watch The Office on Netflix for another full year.

It isn’t just the tree that’s going to get lit this December. Ugly Sweater Christmas parties are first and foremost parties. So go and let everyone know you came to have a good time.

This naughty ugly Christmas sweater ideas is fun because it makes you a walking Christmas drinking game. The balls do come off and your drunk friends can throw them at you. We normally don’t recommend Christmas sweaters with ornaments on them for parties or bar crawls. The problem is that they get caught on things and fall off. But the balls are held on with Velcro.

It won’t hurt when people throw the balls at you. You can barely feel them through the sweater and they are super light. Don’t complain to us about how many you get in the face.

There are lots of variations on the Let’s Get Lit design. This off shoulder one is a 50/50 cotton mix. Click on either the image or this link to see similar takes on the theme. Show the world that you know how to make this best time of the year.

Impeachment and Donald Trump sweaters are going to be even bigger in 2019. If you are interested in getting political. see our more detailed review of the different types of Top Trump Ugly Christmas sweaters for 2019 .

Impeachment is probably going to by YUGE! this year. So stock up on your color and size choice early. Click the image or this link to see some more options.

Don’t forget to the put the Christ in your Christmas sweater. If you are looking to upset your grandma or born again neighbor then our choice is the classic Baby Bjorn baby carrier Jesus.

If any friends that point out that baby’s need to be 5 months old to be in one so you shouldn’t wear it until the end of May then just never talk to them again .

Go Jesus, It’s Your Birthday!

There are basically two broad ways to go. Jesus as a birthday boy or Baby Jesus. We prefer the birthday boy approach. After all, he still deserves a party even if he’s closing in on 2019 years old.

Besides, it would be awesome if his second coming included your party and he could turn your crappy snacks and cheap booze into classier versions of both.

Santa and Jesus together is a great reminder of the togetherness of the season. Christmas is the sacred and the spiritual after all. So you can combine your two great loves. Commercialism and religion.

But, does Jesus really drink eggnog? I think that’s gross. Can’t the Son of God at least get a glass. I think he is drinking out of the carton. Come on Jesus!