Best Couples Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas

Noisy Snowflakes Matching Couples Ugly Christmas Sweaters

This first one is pretty soft on the skin but a little harsh on the eyes. The snowflakes are pretty busy. The whole thing reminds me a bit of Techno Frog. They do have a nice look and hit the mark in terms of tacky couples sweaters.

But compared to some other choices this is pretty lightweight,. comfortable and easy to move around in. They are cut more like sweatshirts so they are more casual looking. Plus you may match but you don’t actually have to be standing together for these to work.

All I want Is You…Me Too!

Coming in red and green with matching, yet simple, “All I want for Christmas is You” this one has classic cute written all over it. These two may only have eyes for each other but they sure could look happier. Cotton/poly mix and machine washable. These G-rated choices would look cute walking with the kiddies at a Christmas festival or a family gathering.

Sexy, Tacky, Cool

These two are really selling it. Relatively lightweight you can wear this one inside and show off your faux abs and cleavage for all to see.

In case you are wondering, no, these only seem to be available in this single shade of Caucasian. Sorry, most humans. You will just have to find a different way to win tackiest couple at the ugly Christmas sweater party this year.

I Don’t Know Margo!

Hopefully you got this reference to Christmas Vacation right away. This exchange happens when the Griswold’s obnoxious, 80s yuppie neighbors discover their broken window and smashed awesome 80s stereo.

It is a good idea to buy Christmas t-shirts. You are going to spend a lot of time indoors and a lot of homes, offices and stores can be pretty hot. Note that the reviews say these run a little small so, if in doubt, go up a size.

No, these are not sweaters but you have to spend sometime inside cleaning up the wet carpet. But first, go take a shower.

A Pink Nightmare!

Aunt Clara didn’t buy this couple any sweaters. They are dressed in one of the most memorable outfits in Christmas movie history.

These Pink Nightmare Bunny Pajamas come in men’s and women’s sizes. They are officially licensed from A Christmas Story and are very authentic.

Considering it? Read more about the Pink Nightmare Bunny Pajamas.

OK this one is super cute. And it can double as an announcement at family gatherings or parties if you are ready to share the big news.

If one of you is preggers then you definitely want to check out our list of 7 Maternity Ugly Christmas Sweaters for the best way to cover your bump.

A two-person Christmas sweater is literally a single sweater you both wear. Hey wait! Where are their other hands? Oooohhh…now I get it.

Is this the ultimate Couples Ugly Christmas Sweater Idea? Are all other couples less devoted than you? Those can be your defenses when your friends asked you what you were thinking.

Perfect for Christmas Cards

Sure, these are Instagram gold. If your partner would be embarrassed then you can buy one of these to make him or her prove their love.

Perhaps these are good for a few minutes at an ugly Christmas sweater party. If you did then I think you would have a great shot at taking away a prize for tackiest costume. But I dare you to try to wear this for an evening.

The best use we can think of is to take the most cringe worthy Christmas cards any of your friends will ever get.

We really don’t know why someone would buy these. You can love someone but to literally be tied to them is a bit much. I respect you if you can wear these sincerely, ironic attitude sold separately.

Speaking of a bit much, if you are looking to show how settled in and comfortable you are then make a statement that you have no boundaries from each other. Choose this one that shown Santa on the toilet while Mrs. Claus bathes.

Reindeer are one of the few deer where the does also grow antlers. In any case, this one shows two reindeer charging towards each other with a heart in the middle. Funny they show two women in the picture but also make it clear that they are not holding hands or touching each other.