Tacky, Ugly and Offensive
If these 8 inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater ideas are not enough then read our review of Naughty Ugly Christmas Sweaters and 10 Ugly Sweater Ideas You Can’t Wear to the Office.
Take it up a notch and choose one that’s totally inappropriate! To give you an idea of what’s out there, take a look at these cool inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater ideas!
1. Tipsy Elves Men’s Reindeer Climax Ugly Sweater Blue
Go ahead. Click the image or this link to see full on reindeer play.
This first sweater may seem unassuming at first. Yes, it’s quite ugly, not fashionable at all, but why would it be part of a list of inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater ideas? Well, if you look a bit closer, the Tipsy Elves Men’s Reindeer Climax Ugly Sweater Blue is actually quite naughty!
If you notice, you can see two pairs of reindeer going at it right in front of the sweater! Maybe this is the perfect sweater to pick if you want to go for something simple, festive, secretly mischievous and if you love having a good time!
2. Dirty Nutcracker Sweatshirt
Nutcrackers have some attitude. Explain this one to you little niece. Innocent minds might not see the pun of this sweater.
The Put Your Nuts In My Mouth Funny Nutcracker Sweatshirt has it all – it’s dark, has a colorful design, and a brilliant message that also serves as a conversation starter at parties. Also, if this is something you enjoy doing, then you can use the sweater to broadcast that and use it as bait.
This one is available in five colors and sized from extra small to 2XL.
3. Ugly Merry F*** Christmas Sweater
The Ugly Merry Fckin’ Christmas Sweater comes in a festive red color and features a festive message too.
This sweater is 100% wool making it so warm, comfortable and soft. But once people read the words on it, people might think the opposite about you.
Seems like this one is great for bar Crawls and Santa Crawls. Just add a Santa hat and a dozen shots and you are good to go. Maybe skip this one for your niece’s school holiday recital.
4. ShirtBANC Merry Xmas Bitches Crewneck Sweater
Calling all b*tches out there! This sweater is another gem among the best inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater ideas you can get for yourself.
Again, it comes in a bright red color, the color of the season. It even features white and green decorations of snowflakes and holly.
The ShirtBANC Merry Xmas Bitches Crewneck Sweater is an affordable option that comes with a professionally printed design. Once you step into the party, this sweater will call the attention of everyone – especially your closest friends. It’s another unassuming sweater that’s inappropriate at best!
5. Tipsy Elves Men’s Censored Santa Flashing
Looks like we are going to need to #CancelSanta. I know he is like 2000 years old but that doesn’t mean we asked to see your North Pole.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you saw Santa flashing after he went out drinking or decided to smoke some weed? Well, the answer is right here on this sweater. This Tipsy Elves Men’s Censored Santa Christmas Sweater shows a happy Santa showing everything off – in the most inappropriate way possible.
6. Cute Cheetah Santa’s Favorite Ho Christmas Women Sweatshirt
Look Santa is rich, powerful, famous and generous. The Cute Cheetah Santa’s Favorite Ho Christmas Sweatshirt shows your devotion. It features lovely fonts, a cheetah print, and a message Santa won’t approve of.
So, if you are naughty enough do you make it onto the Nice List? It that is your strategy then go ahead and proclaim it in cheetah print and wear this sweater proudly. Black is a classic color and it’s perfect for cool women who want to make a statement.
7. ShirtInvaders Let’s Get Baked Ugly Christmas Sweater
Gingerbread cookies are a Christmas favorite. Also, the aroma of freshly-baked gingerbread cookies is simply irresistible.
The ShirtInvaders Let’s Get Baked Ugly Sweater is a funny, inappropriate Christmas sweater you can wear anytime throughout the holiday season. Also, this comes in red, the most popular color of Christmas, along with 7 other color options depending on your preference. Seems like such versatility!
8. Awkwardstyles I Got Hos in Different Area Codes Sweater
So, if you want to dress as a couple you can pair this with the Cheetah print one that’s number 6 on the list or consider reading out Guide to Couples Ugly Christmas Sweaters.
Seems like the Awkwardstyles I Got Hos in Different Area Codes Sweater shows Santa is delivering more than toys to the good girls worldwide.
Inappropriate Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas for 2019
From inappropriate images to inappropriate messages, there are a lot of options to choose from. It all boils down to what you want, what tickles your fancy, and which of these sweaters make you laugh out loud. After making your choice, all you have to do is purchase!
Some of the best inappropriate ugly Christmas sweater ideas for your next office party – or for any other event you plan to attend during the holiday season. But, if you think you these won’t land you on the naughty list then try our list of naughty sweaters next.