8 Funny, Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas for Men

Let’s see how your tummy handles millions of glasses of milk with cookies. Santa’s job is very demanding and just like everyone else, he needs to get some breaks too, so to speak.

So, here is Santa, caught in the act while answering the call of mother nature in this Tipsy Elves Men’s Santa Pooping Sweater. You’re sure to get a laugh when you enter the room wearing this gem.

The newspaper he reads is so appropriate as even Santa needs to keep up with current events. But the atmosphere still is as solemn, what with those snowflakes and no mouse stirring either.

This one is available up to XXL and is 100% Acrylic, machine washable and should never fade.

Looks like Santa has crashed and has resorted to roasting reindeer to survive. Did all the reindeer forget how to fly? Does the sled just not work? Did kids drain the Christmas Magic by no longer believing? We may never know if the search party doesn’t find him. Like an arctic Castaway, Santa Clause knows he has to do what it takes to get home again.

This Blizzard Bay Men’s Spit Roast Reindeer Sweater shows what needs to be done. We don’t see the other seven so it looks like Santa has chosen to stay plump and jolly over saving a few reindeer. Tonight, Vixen drew the short stick and now she’s dinner. This funny sweater will definitely be a conversation starter!

RAWR…give me a hug. Poor T. Rex just wants holiday hugs to all the good girls and boys. If you’re looking at cute and funny ugly Christmas sweater ideas for men, then here’s one for you!

Is it TREX, T. Rex or T-Rex? That’s as debatable as if this little guy was cold blooded or not. Winter isn’t a good time for Trex. There is barely any food to hunt. So Trex cruises ugly Christmas sweater parties for snacks and eggnog.

Fortunately, Santa passed by and got caught by the dinosaur’s short limbs. Now this happy dinosaur on the Big Trex Santa Sweater feels full and has a warm hat  to boot.

Do you even lift, bro? Years ago Santa cut out sugar, started intermittent fasting and learned to deadlift. CrossFit Santa never misses WOD and AMRAP everty time.

Mrs. Claus likes to do her laundry on those washboard abs and the 8-pack Santa is sporting shows this Santa is busting some personal bests.

Whether you’re a fitness fanatic or not, this Santa Gains, Blizzard Bay Men’s Sweater, you will appreciate the six-pack Santa. This old man sure exercises a lot! I guess he needs those muscles to carry the bags of toys on Christmas Eve, drive around the world, go down the chimney, and up again.

If you had all the Christmas Magic at your fingertips then you may choose an epic unicorn flight too. Is Santa flying off into space? Maybe he delivers gifts for good aliens. What could be more perfect than riding a unicorn? A Pegasus with wings? Well reindeer can fly without wings. Don’t overthink it.

This year, Santa is Flying a Unicorn Sweater is another incredible find for quirky and funny, ugly Christmas ideas for men. At least the unicorn followed the Christmas colors, right? Also, Santa looks like he’s having a lot of fun. Maybe the old man just had one drink too many he thinks he is in outer space.

Nothing says Christmas like debating Sharknado vs. Jaws over some French Dip. This Jawlly Christmas Sweater is perfect for all the movie fans or shark lovers out there.

So, you may wonder why they would place a shark on a red sweater, right? Anyone who looks at this sweater could almost smell blood. The good news is that the colors still carry the holiday spirit, white, blue and bloody red.

Finally, any week is Shark Week if you are dedicated enough.

This Bear chested or Bare chested? This dude has it all. Holiday ink, piercings and enough burly Christmas chest hair to bring all the boys to the yard. So, this needs a second or third glance for you to see the hidden surprise. It would be quite amusing to keep people guessing about what this sweater is all about.

In any case, it has all the essential elements – Christmas balls, reindeer, a stocking, a candy cane, Christmas lights, and even a Christmas tree. This sweater has a little bit of everything and yet still looks bare… if you know what I mean.

Oh, I didn’t see you there. This sweater’s epic, green gaudiness will make the people around you smile.

Whether you’re a cat lover or not, this Cat Santa TUPOMAS Unisex Ugly Crewneck Sweatshirt will appeal to your humorous side. After all, it’s a cat wearing Santa’s hat and beard!

So, aside from the cat that seems to scream at you, it even has a confetti popper behind it releasing colorful curly strings. Finally, the entire sweater comes adorned with Christmas elements like stockings, hats, decorations, and more. It’s a Christmas explosion of awesome!!